1. If you EVER forget that Niggas Ain't Shit, CHILL OUT!
   You evidently are so far gone into this 'like' or 
   'love' thing that you have lost touch with the real
   world. Do not allow yourself to make exceptions with
   the rule, either; that's how you get hurt.

 2. If you find yourself calling him more than two times a  
   day, CHILL OUT! You fail to realize that HE should be
   calling YOU, seeing as traditionally, HE is the 
   aggressor. He won't be knocking down any walls to talk
   to you if you make yourself too accessible. Get some
   Ritalin and some self esteem, please.

 3. If you find yourself thinking about a man that is NOT
   your husband at work, in class, or during another 
   fairly fundemental activity, CHILL OUT! There is a 
   time and place for everything, and a nigga's time does
   not correspond with the time you have set aside to 
   handle your business. This is also a sign that you  
   need to get a life.

 4. If your roommates/ friends know just as much about this 
   guy as you do, CHILL OUT! You are talking about him too 
   much, and it's probably annoying to your friends; they
   probably just haven't told you yet.

 5. If you think of plots to uncover information that he 
   has not told you himself, ie. finding out who is at his
   house at 2:00 in the morning, checking the numbers on 
   his pager, asking his friends stupid questions, CHILL 
   OUT! You are TOO PRESSED! Take the time that you spend 
   playing FBI to better yourself, either physically, 
   mentally, spiritually, etc., ie. exercising, reading a
   book, or praying.

 6. If you get mad because he doesn't acknowledge you the 
   way YOU think he should, CHILL OUT! You may very well 
   be correct, but you must remember that Niggas Ain't 
   Shit, and that sometimes, we as women do make big deals
   out of things that really aren't that serious. I 
   personally prefer a man to do special things for and 
   concerning me because he cares enough to do it, not 
   because I bitched about it for SO long. Think about it.

 7. If you find yourself telling him how to do EVERYTHING,
   like he's some kind of child or something, CHILL OUT!
   Either he is not mature enough, not your type, or you 
   are too demanding. Either way, you're going to drive 
   him away and yourself into depression.

 8. If you are just totally heartbroken because things don't
   seem to be working out, CHILL OUT! He is not the last 
   man on earth, and dissimilarity is not synonymous to
   rejection. Just because you like the way he looks or his
   popularity or something else superficial like that, it
   doesn't mean you two will be compatible. Just because 
   you two aren't compatible, it doesn't mean that there is
   something wrong with you. That's life, baby. Give 
   yourself a facial and get over it.

 9. If you find yourself losing touch with your friends 
   because you spend SO much time talking to him, CHILL OUT!
   If there are no rings on your fingers (and I am talking
   about ENGAGEMENT rings), there is no need for you to be
   smothering each other like that. I used to be in the 
   Girl Scouts, and we had some rule saying "Find new 
   friends, but keep the old; One is Silver and the other
   is Gold". The 'gold' represents your friends that you 
   will complain to about HIM when he does you wrong and
   after he is gone. Think about it.

10. If you obviously are making a bigger effort to advance
   your relationship than he is, CHILL OUT! You probably 
   ask yourself why you are putting out 110% and he isn't.
   Its because at this point, he doesn't have to. YOU'RE 
   doing it for him! Make a nigga WORK for your love and 
   affection. If he is getting it for free, then there is 
   no need for him to put out anything. Get a hobby, man.


11. If you plan to do something concerning him and you 
   find yourself saying 'I wonder if he will think I'm
   crazy', CHILL OUT! The answer is YES, and the fact that
   you even thought about it constitutes a problem with 
   your scheme. Sleep on it, see the difference a day 
   makes, and remember, RELAXATION REPELLS ANXIETY.

12. If you find yourself comparing the man you're with to
   a love song CHILL OUT! Unless you hear wedding bells 
   ringing, that song on the radio probably isn't
   accurate. Your song may change to one of sorrow if you
   get too hazy.

13. If you think that he has never lied to you, CHILL OUT!
   Evidently, you didn't pay attention on the N.A.S. page.  

YOU MUST ALWAYS REMEMBER:

To keep YOURSELF and YOUR FEELINGS as priorities.
There is no man who's impact on you is serious 
enough to take away from the time you set aside 
for the improvement of your life.
You are beautiful, special, and compatible with A 
man, not EVERY man.
Before you love someone else, you must love 
YOURSELF. AND THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE OF ALL, THAT
EXPLAINS ANYTHING THAT I HAVEN'T SPECIFICALLY SAID 
IS THAT......


NIGGAS AIN'T SHIT!!!